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didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

thatstupidamerican:

provoking-lines:

scarred-fallenangel:

damned-rising-demon:

niallnith:

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 

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My dear followers:

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this

funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this

georgetakei:

Especially useful when your enemies paint you into a corner.

Source: Nerdgasm, a community for nerds

georgetakei:

Especially useful when your enemies paint you into a corner.

Source: Nerdgasm, a community for nerds

failnation:

There’s always that one mousehttp://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

There’s always that one mouse
http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

Always. Use. Punctuation.http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

Always. Use. Punctuation.
http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

I will turn this car around, dammit.http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

I will turn this car around, dammit.
http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

The hardest conversation i’ve ever had to have is telling my parents that i’m Chinese.http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

The hardest conversation i’ve ever had to have is telling my parents that i’m Chinese.
http://failnation.tumblr.com